Manchester United

 Yea! Manchester United are champions again!

So brilliant. Its incredible just watching them winning game after game.

Wishes everyone has a great Labour Day.

Presenting…

Hollywood most promising Hong Kong artist.

Stephen Chow!! Hahahaha! Not this one!

This one.

If you ever wonder what is Malaysia Proton which is being mentioned in Zhng My Car series, here you are, in the right place.

This is Malaysia Proton – Savvy. What is so special about Malaysia Proton is that it has the spoiler which is bigger than the car. Bloody hell.

Frankly speaking, actually this Savvy comes with this spoiler actually suits its own car nicely. Looks a little bit like Nissan Impulse or the new Volkswagon. Well, if this green Savvy is driven by a female, then I have nothing to say. But if this car is driven by a male, I will say he is driving an Ah Gua car. Because it really looks like a baby car. LOL.

It’s not the fault of student if
he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days…
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays – 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays – 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep – 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &  swallowing) – means 30 days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) – means 15 days.
Days left 81.

7. Exam days – per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) – 40 days.
Days left 6.

9. For sickness – at least 3 days.
Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
‘ How can a student pass ?????’

I’m looking for a lover not a friend
Somebody who can be there when I need someone to talk to
I’m looking for someone who won’t pretend
Somebody not afraid to say the way they feel about you

And I’m looking for someone who understands how I feel,
Someone who can keep me real and who knows always
Baby I like to have you in my way
And I’m looking for someone who takes me there,
Wants to share, shows he cares
Thinking on the one that I’ve been waiting for

Is it you? is it you?
Maybe you’re the one I’ve been waiting for
Could you be the one for me?
Could you be the one I need?

Is it you? is it you?
Maybe you’re the one I’ve been waiting for
Could you be the one for me? (Could you be?)
Could you be the one I need?

I’m looking for someone to share my pain (Uh)
Someone who I can run to, who would stay with me when it rains
Someone who I can cry with trough the night
Someone who I can trust who’s hardest right
And I’m looking for someone

And I’m looking for someone who understands how I feel,
Someone who can keep me real and who knows always
Baby I like to have you in my way
And I’m looking for someone who takes me there,
Want to share, shows he cares
Thinking on the one that I’ve been waiting for

Is it you? is it you?
Maybe you’re the one I’ve been waiting for
Could you be the one for me?
Could you be the one I need?

Is it you? is it you?
Maybe you’re the one I’ve been waiting for
Could you be the one for me?
Could you be this one I need?

Take for grant
How much I care (How much I care)
And appreciates that I’m there
Someone who listens
And someone I can call who isn’t afraid of thought to share

Is it you? is it you?
Maybe you’re the one I’ve been waiting for
Could you be the one for me?
Could you be the one I need?

Is it you? is it you?
Maybe you’re the one I’ve been waiting for
Could you be the one for me?
Could you be the one I need?

The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years.
Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods (LOTS of bran muffins for their fiber) and exercise for the last decade.

One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.

They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath.  A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, ‘Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.’
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. ‘Why, nothing,’ Peter replied, ‘remember, this is your reward in Heaven.’

The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.

‘What are the greens fees?’, grumbled the old man.

‘This is heaven,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can play for free, every day.’

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.

‘Don’t even ask,’ said St. Peter to the man ‘This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.’
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.

‘Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?’ he asked.

‘That’s the best part,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!’

The old man pushed, ‘No gym to work out at?’

‘Not unless you want to,’ was the answer.

‘No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…’

‘Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.’

The old man glared at his wife and said, ‘You and your bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!

Today, I want to bring you all to a special place…

This is a place that Kai Hao loves the most, with his most frustrated roommate. Unfortunately, I am not going to share with you about his demon in his room(he himself is a demon, too).

I would like to share with you about Kai Hao’s so-called lifestyle… I would start right away.

You see that? This and that? Yes, it is what you are thinking. This happened after Kai Hao swept his lovely room, at the door step of Shafwan’s room, just opposite his room. Nice…

“Mak Cik will sweep it anyway”, said Kai Hao.

Oh my god! What is this? Again. During this final exam, Kai Hao and I went to library to study in the afternoon. Unfortunately, FULL HOUSE! So we decided to go to to our room and study ourself. But before that, we went to koperasi to buy ice-cream, the weather was DAMN hot!!!

Before we go out for dinner, I saw this!!!! Damn!!! I knew it was KAI HAO AGAIN!!! Just right before I saw this ice-cream wrapping paper, I was just saw Kai Hao’s desktop wallpaper was EARTH LOVING THEME wallpaper!

So, I decided to expose it here, and I need the evidence…so I have to take the photo… At the same time…Kai Hao interupted… 

See the different!? Kai Hao was trying  to destroy the  evidence!!! He tried to kick it away! Luckily, I have another evidence…

Thank you Bernard, you are a strong evidence!!! “Mak Cik will sweep it anyway, what’s the big deal!?”,said Kai Hao, again. Kai Hao, you are a nice guy, always keep your image nicely, takes time to set your beautiful hair…but your image spoil when you do this kind of stuff! It sucks man! MAK CIK is not a slave!

After the incident…we walk outside to have dinner…On our way to Malay Stall, we noticed that there was a lot of plant along the walkway.Uthm starts to care about environmental?Kai Hao was walking into it…

Kai Hao’s step was heavy…But I’m not sure he was feeling guilty, or he was trying to do the same thing to our environment again?

We’ll see… I will be your front line reporter, if I still have the chance to do so next sem…

SAY PEACE TO EARTH!!!

This thing suddenly disappears for a few days. It’s great!

=.=”

Calvin was studying on his bed and suddenly…

Fell asleep. Happy study guys, and good luck!