How to Study?

It’s not the fault of student if
he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days…
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays – 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays – 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep – 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &  swallowing) – means 30 days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) – means 15 days.
Days left 81.

7. Exam days – per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) – 40 days.
Days left 6.

9. For sickness – at least 3 days.
Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
‘ How can a student pass ?????’

Bran Muffins

The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years.
Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods (LOTS of bran muffins for their fiber) and exercise for the last decade.

One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.

They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath.  A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, ‘Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.’
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. ‘Why, nothing,’ Peter replied, ‘remember, this is your reward in Heaven.’

The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.

‘What are the greens fees?’, grumbled the old man.

‘This is heaven,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can play for free, every day.’

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.

‘Don’t even ask,’ said St. Peter to the man ‘This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.’
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.

‘Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?’ he asked.

‘That’s the best part,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!’

The old man pushed, ‘No gym to work out at?’

‘Not unless you want to,’ was the answer.

‘No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…’

‘Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.’

The old man glared at his wife and said, ‘You and your bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!

Puzzle

Why was the blonde delighted when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in 11 months?
Because the box said “2 to 4 years”.

Elderly Couple

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?”

The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed. “Yes. Yes he did.”

The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?”

Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband.

Then, finally, she says, “You.”

Elvis konon!

Check out our Mr. Nice Guy Safwan..

He such at good boy in the public and the lecturer’s eyes…. but who know that hidden in his room.. His wild imagination begins to take over…

And this the outcome is…

Oh Shittt! What was he thinking!! Elvis…?? =.=”

Well we know where he gets his ideas…

So remember kids.. its important that you mix with the right kind of poeple. See ya! =)