How to Study?

26 04 2008

It’s not the fault of student if
he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days…
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays – 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays – 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep – 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &  swallowing) – means 30 days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) – means 15 days.
Days left 81.


7. Exam days – per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) – 40 days.
Days left 6.


9. For sickness – at least 3 days.
Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
‘ How can a student pass ?????’





Is It You? – Cassie

26 04 2008

I’m looking for a lover not a friend
Somebody who can be there when I need someone to talk to
I’m looking for someone who won’t pretend
Somebody not afraid to say the way they feel about you

And I’m looking for someone who understands how I feel,
Someone who can keep me real and who knows always
Baby I like to have you in my way
And I’m looking for someone who takes me there,
Wants to share, shows he cares
Thinking on the one that I’ve been waiting for

Is it you? is it you?
Maybe you’re the one I’ve been waiting for
Could you be the one for me?
Could you be the one I need?

Is it you? is it you?
Maybe you’re the one I’ve been waiting for
Could you be the one for me? (Could you be?)
Could you be the one I need?

I’m looking for someone to share my pain (Uh)
Someone who I can run to, who would stay with me when it rains
Someone who I can cry with trough the night
Someone who I can trust who’s hardest right
And I’m looking for someone

And I’m looking for someone who understands how I feel,
Someone who can keep me real and who knows always
Baby I like to have you in my way
And I’m looking for someone who takes me there,
Want to share, shows he cares
Thinking on the one that I’ve been waiting for

Is it you? is it you?
Maybe you’re the one I’ve been waiting for
Could you be the one for me?
Could you be the one I need?

Is it you? is it you?
Maybe you’re the one I’ve been waiting for
Could you be the one for me?
Could you be this one I need?

Take for grant
How much I care (How much I care)
And appreciates that I’m there
Someone who listens
And someone I can call who isn’t afraid of thought to share

Is it you? is it you?
Maybe you’re the one I’ve been waiting for
Could you be the one for me?
Could you be the one I need?

Is it you? is it you?
Maybe you’re the one I’ve been waiting for
Could you be the one for me?
Could you be the one I need?





Bran Muffins

24 04 2008

The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years.
Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods (LOTS of bran muffins for their fiber) and exercise for the last decade.

One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.

They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath.  A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, ‘Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.’
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. ‘Why, nothing,’ Peter replied, ‘remember, this is your reward in Heaven.’

The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.

‘What are the greens fees?’, grumbled the old man.

‘This is heaven,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can play for free, every day.’

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.

‘Don’t even ask,’ said St. Peter to the man ‘This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.’
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.

‘Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?’ he asked.

‘That’s the best part,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!’

The old man pushed, ‘No gym to work out at?’

‘Not unless you want to,’ was the answer.

‘No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…’

‘Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.’

The old man glared at his wife and said, ‘You and your bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!





Mak Cik will sweep it anyway…!?

23 04 2008

Today, I want to bring you all to a special place…You know where...

This is a place that Kai Hao loves the most, with his most frustrated roommate. Unfortunately, I am not going to share with you about his demon in his room(he himself is a demon, too).

I would like to share with you about Kai Hao’s so-called lifestyle… I would start right away.

You see that? This and that? Yes, it is what you are thinking. This happened after Kai Hao swept his lovely room, at the door step of Shafwan’s room, just opposite his room. Nice…

“Mak Cik will sweep it anyway”, said Kai Hao.

Oh my god! What is this? Again. During this final exam, Kai Hao and I went to library to study in the afternoon. Unfortunately, FULL HOUSE! So we decided to go to to our room and study ourself. But before that, we went to koperasi to buy ice-cream, the weather was DAMN hot!!!

Before we go out for dinner, I saw this!!!! Damn!!! I knew it was KAI HAO AGAIN!!! Just right before I saw this ice-cream wrapping paper, I was just saw Kai Hao’s desktop wallpaper was EARTH LOVING THEME wallpaper!

So, I decided to expose it here, and I need the evidence…so I have to take the photo… At the same time…Kai Hao interupted… 

See the different!? Kai Hao was trying  to destroy the  evidence!!! He tried to kick it away! Luckily, I have another evidence…

Thank you Bernard, you are a strong evidence!!! “Mak Cik will sweep it anyway, what’s the big deal!?”,said Kai Hao, again. Kai Hao, you are a nice guy, always keep your image nicely, takes time to set your beautiful hair…but your image spoil when you do this kind of stuff! It sucks man! MAK CIK is not a slave!

After the incident…we walk outside to have dinner…On our way to Malay Stall, we noticed that there was a lot of plant along the walkway.Uthm starts to care about environmental?Kai Hao was walking into it…

Kai Hao’s step was heavy…But I’m not sure he was feeling guilty, or he was trying to do the same thing to our environment again?

We’ll see… I will be your front line reporter, if I still have the chance to do so next sem…

SAY PEACE TO EARTH!!!





Happy Days

22 04 2008

This thing suddenly disappears for a few days. It’s great!

=.=”





Study Study Steady

22 04 2008

Calvin was studying on his bed and suddenly…

Fell asleep. Happy study guys, and good luck!





100个对不起

16 04 2008

今天期中考,学校早一点放学,我打了通电话给他。
:喂,我今天比较早放学,你来载我回家好不好?
:好,等我五分钟。
:五分钟?我学校就在你家旁边耶。


:我总要打扮一下啊。
:好啦,快一点喔。


下午2:00,太阳大的让我有种冲动想喷鼻血,我站在树荫下挥动着手,虽然没凉到哪里去,但是煽总比不煽好。


五分钟过了,他还没来,我看看手表,有点不高兴,十分钟过了,他还没到..,该不会出了什么事吧?呸呸呸…乌鸦嘴,十五分钟过了,他总算到了。


:怎么这么慢?
他一副无所谓的样子说:没啊,看个电视。


什么?看个电视?你要不要顺便睡个觉洗个澡吃个饭再来?我没有说话,没有拿安全帽,没有上车的瞪着他。
:对不起。


这是他第一次对我说对不起,他是一个很大男人主义,爱面子的男生,所以他从不像女生低头说对不起,我看着他,好吧,似乎面有惭色,我带上安全帽,让他载我回家。


他总是这样,从来不解释,不争论,不跟我吵架,只跟我说对不起,有些事,不是一句对不起就能解决的,但是他都跟我道歉了,我也就没再追究下去,他说,我是第一个让他说对不起的女生。


认错需要很大的勇气,但是他从来都没有改进他的错误,对不起反而变成一种打发我的话。在他说第59次对不起时,我流着泪,低下头说:你不要再跟我说对不起了,如果你无法改变,就不要让我给你一次又一次的机会,相信你会改变。他轻轻的拥着我,说了第60句对不起。


虽然如此,他还是没有改变,不做任何的解释,我开始怀疑他是不是有事瞒着我。
:你最近怎么了?
:没有啊。
:那你为什么心情不好?
:没有啊。
:又是没有啊,你除了这句话以外没有别的吗?你知不知道我很担心,很没有安全感,你到底有没有当我是你女朋友?
:…对不起。
:我不要听你说对不起。


我挂了电话,他也没有打来,他根本就不在乎我,也许,我们该结束ㄌ……….这是他说的第99句对不起….。
从 那天开始,我再也没有找过他,他也没有打电话给我,有时候,我会接到一通无声的电话,但是我喂了几声,就挂了,有一种直觉是他,但是他为什么都不说话?一 个月之后,我按奈不住思念的心情决定到他学校找他,我在教室外东张西望的,就是没有看到他的人影,我随便抓了一个男生来问。
:同学,请问一下,梦伟今天有来吗?
:他休学了。
:啊?为什么?什么时候的事?
:他已经一个月没来了。
:…喔..谢谢。一个月..一个月没来,怎么会呢?
我跌跌撞撞的回到家..拨他的手机:您的电话已经为您转到语音信箱,请在嘟一声…。我挂了电话,打到他家,响了好久都没有人接,怎么会?全家移民吗?他仿佛是从这世界上消失了一样,没有一点痕迹。   他该不会另结新欢了吧?我开始胡思乱想,我找不到他..,正当我烦恼的时候,电话突然响了,是阿立打来的,他是梦伟的死党也是我的好友。


:喂,你还在干嘛啊?
:什么?


:ㄚ伟在医院啦。
:真的?他怎么了?


:没有啦,他在○○医院,就是你上次住的那一家。
:我马上去。


我立刻用我出生以来最大的速度飙到那家医院,在医院看到了他****和妈妈,我向他们问了他在哪一间病房之后,就急忙的飞奔而去。


他躺在床上,眼睛看着我,没有说话,没有起床,一动也不动的。
:喂,你怎么了?为什么不通知我呢?


他没有回答我,只是一直用同样的眼神看着我。
:回答我啊,你为什么不说话?
他眼角留下了一滴泪,身体仿佛用了最大的力气,牵动着嘴角
:…对不起…。说完,他闭上了眼睛。
:喂,你别装了好不好,为什么要说对不起,我不要你说对不起啊,你起来啊,回答我啊。


我哭倒在他床边,拉着他的衣服哭喊着:你为什么要说对不起,连说服我的理由都没有?我不会原谅你,你起来啊,你说对不起没有用啊,你不起来我这辈子都不会原谅你,我求求你….睁开眼睛啊…。
这是他说的一百句对不起…一群医生和护士拉开我,开始抢救他,我全身没有力气再站起来,我的头脑一片空白,眼前一片漆黑..。
他没有离开这个世界,只是我永远都无法触摸到他,但他有时也会在我的梦中出现,告诉我他过的好不好。


他还是陪着我,还是活着,在我心里,他依然如昔,还是会笑着叫我咏熙,叫我老婆,只是..他不再对我说对不起了…。


过了几个月,他妈妈来找我,给了我一个盒子,里面装的,是一百张照片,每一张照片的背面,都写着它让我生气的事情。
第一次对不起,老婆,我今天不是故意迟到的,我也知道理由很烂,但是我真的不忍心说实话,我在出门前突然心脏绞痛,但是我已经尽量赶了,原谅我好吗?第二次对不起?老婆,我……….
第三次对不起,老婆,我…
…………………………..
……………………….
……………….
…………….
………..
………
…..
第 一百次对不起,老婆,我不是狠心要丢下你,只是上帝似乎不给我这个机会让我爱你一辈子,为你带上戒指,你是我第一个让我说对不起的女孩,也是我第一个想共 度一生的女孩,原谅我不能给你幸福,我会化作天使,守护着你,看着你得到幸福,答应我,别哭,我不要看到你为了我憔悴流泪的样子,我爱你。bye 梦伟


我怎么可能不哭,你的要求太严苛了,最后一张照片,是他在医院理拍的,照片上他笑的很灿烂,他变的好瘦,脸色好苍白,但是他还是露出了笑容,拍这第


一百张照片。


在他最虚弱罪痛苦的时候,我没有陪着他。
对不起。
我抱着他的照片,泪流不止!! 愿天下所的情人.愿你们能珍惜眼前的人,不要失去后才懂得珍惜…不要让悲剧再次上演!

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” 如果我還一直深愛著你…你是否還會待在我身邊?

如果我還一直在乎著你…你是否會再多看我一眼?

是否我已不存在了…你才感覺的到我的離開?

是否我已離開了….你才感覺的到我對你的好?

在此祝福全天下所以的有情人~都能夠忠誠眷屬~~”





Windows Vista Service Pack 1

16 04 2008

Windows Vista Service Pack 1 is ready for download, are you?

SP1

Windows Vista Service Pack 1 is an update to Windows Vista that addresses feedback from its customers. In addition to previously released updates, SP1 contains changes focused on addressing specific reliability and performance issues, supporting new types of hardware, and adding support for several emerging standards. Windows Vista SP1 also addresses some management, deployment, and support challenges.

SP1

Windows Vista SP1 is available in all 36 Windows Vista languages via the stand-alone installer and Windows Update. For TechNet Plus and MSDN subscribers, the DVD image of Windows Vista with SP1 is available for download in English, French, German, Spanish, Japanese, Chinese Traditional (HK), Chinese Simplified, Chinese Traditional (TW), Portuguese (Brazil), Italian, Russian, Portuguese, Dutch, and Swedish. It will be available in all 36 languages within a few weeks.

SP1

SP1 can be downloaded straight away from Windows Update and it is recommended to do it this way. Unless there is internet problem, SP1 can be downloaded directly from Microsoft website.





Short Talk

16 04 2008

I thought Calvin wants to write a post? o.O





Istana Zakaria

16 04 2008

Ever wondered how a palace of King looks like? Here it is.

The swimming pool.

This is awesome!

The main entrance.

Fountain. To regenerate the king’s life and mana so that he has the energy to manage his country. Hohoho.

The living room is so huge but too bad no plasma tv is included in this room. Guests who are going to visit this king will be damn bored looking at the king’s face. :P

Round round staircase.

o.O

Another boring living room?

Yeah! This is where they make love. Hahahahaha,….

What a waste on so big place like this with nothing?

=.=”

The kitchen. It’s way better than a 6-star rating kitchen, in Dubai.

The garage, like underground car parks at shopping malls?

The dining room! Dine dine. I am looking forward to seeing the food. :P